The Modern MAMIL - a cyclist's notebook can be used as a training log, a place to record race dates, targets and route notes.
Their natural habitat is the local espresso bar, where they obsess about power-to-weight ratios and worship the latest high-tech road bikes. Desperate to shave a few milligrams for speed, they will spend thousands on anything made out of carbon - conveniently forgetting about their own waistlines. At night they dream they are Bradley Wiggins or Alberto Contador.
They are the Mamils. And they are taking over the world.