What's more, you can keep "The Last Turkey in the Shop" by your toilet, where it is guaranteed to brighten up your sit-down visits all year round. Ask any man what he wants from his wife this Christmas and chances are he'll say a new plasma screen telly, a PS3, or a 4-in-a-bed sex romp with the Girls of the Playboy Mansion. But all those will set her back more than GBP 250.Ask him what he'll probably get off her this Christmas and chances are he'll say the "Viz Annual", as usual.
This year's offering, "The Last Turkey in the Shop", has 160 pages packed with the choicest cuts from issues 152-161 of Britain's favourite low-quality adult comic. It features all-time favourites such as "The Fat Slags", "Sid the Sexist", "Mrs Brady the Old Lady", "Biffa Bacon" and "Roger Mellie", as well as hilarious readers' letters, top tips, spoof adverts and articles. Unlike a plasma telly, it won't cost you a fortune in electricity to run. Unlike a PS3, you won't have to buy expensive games to play on it. And unlike a 4-in-a-bed sex romp with a trio of jazz mag centrefolds, it won't leave you with a sense of anticlimax throughout the rest of your life.