A mammoth collection of the funniest one-liners, jokes, and gags ever uttered
"Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year." —Victor Borge
"When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws; only catapults." —Demetri Martin
"Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids." —Homer Simpson
"Old McDonald was dyslexic, E-O-I-O-E." —Billy Connolly
"A man in the house is worth two in the street." —Mae West
From Groucho to Gervais—this is the ultimate collection of more than 1,000 of the world's funniest jokes, one-liners, and zingers from stand-up, film, and television. This book is filled with the funniest quotes from the greatest comedians, actors, and actresses ever to walk the Earth. Containing thousands of great observations and jokes, the variety in this book is incredible, and the uniting factor is simple: great, funny lines!